This is the Way I Always Imagined It...

When I think about what the headlines might look like during the times of Moshiach, I imagine something like this:

• Tornado Danger Overnight
• Flood to Worsen on Red, Other Northern Rivers
• Severe Storm Outbreak Monday
• Tornadoes Threaten South-Central States through Monday
• Extreme Heat In India This Week
• Extremely Dangerous Easter Thunderstorms
• Fire Danger in Texas
• Flood Threat in the South
• Violent Storms Target Houston to New Orleans Today
• Storm-Weary South Gears Up for More Storms
• Calm Weather in Pirate-Infested Waters
• A Look at Severe Storms

Which is what I was astounded to find this morning on the weather site!
The only calm weather being reported is in ...pirate infested waters??