{Zusha}

My little teenager.
Mama: Please put away your toys so I can sweep.
Zusha cleans up his toys from the dining room floor
Mama: Now clean up the toys in your room.
Zusha: Why will you sweep there, too?
Mama: No. (The room is carpeted.)
Zusha: So why do I have to?
Mama: Because your room should be neat and clean.
Zusha: It's my room. I can do what I want with it. You do what you want in your room, I'll do what I want in my room. Don't tell me to clean it.

O_o
OMG.
Is this kid really only five??



Zusha: Do roofs come off houses?
Mama: What? Why would they?
Zusha: When we grow REALLY big and get old... we won't fit into the house if the roof is still on.
Mama: Uh, Zusha, people keep growing older, but they stop growing taller at a certain point. Have you ever seen people that are that tall?
Zusha: No. But that doesn't mean they don't exist!

I love my silly, funny Zusha kid!