Is Your Tuna Sandwich Infested? -And other Gems

I made a tuna sandwich for Zusha with scallions. It was his favorite type of bun. He likes tuna, too. After a couple of bites, he opened up the bun and saw the scallions.
"What is this, Mama? A snail? I don't want it."
He handed the entire sandwich back to me.

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Over Yom Tov, I was very impressed the way Zusha kept track of which day was which.
Whenever I'd tell him to put on his Shabbos shoes, he'd answer, "No, they're Yom Tov shoes." Okay, fine.
On the last days of Sukkos they became "Shmini Atzeres shoes" and then "Simchas Tora shoes." With remarkable accuracy, I might add!

Today, thinking I was safe, I asked him to put on his Shabbos shoes.
"No, they are Shabbos Parshas Noach shoes!"

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Today Zusha told us he has a friend in cheider, and his name is S'chach. When he saw our reaction to this statement, he thought a bit longer and corrected himself, "His name is Yitzchak."
Then he laughed and said, "Zusha thought his name was S'chach."